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i-am-famous-cause-of-you-haters:
Oh mom
(via lady-sexy)
(Source: obriens, via theresnolightinme)
And here we have my synopsis of this past episode
(Source: casteilsgrace)
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Hi folks!
So I recently realized that I’m dramatically short on cash, despite working nearly 40 hours a week on top of my university classes, and because of that I have opened up commissions for my writing and editing skills!
What I’ll do:
Writing: Anything. Any fandom, or any original characters. Any pairing/s, or general. Any prompt, setting, world. Prose, academic, online magazine articles. Basically, if you want it written, I will write it. If I don’t know about the fandom/world/pairings you want me to write about, I will let you know and do independent research to provide you with the best quality I can.
Editing: Again, I will edit anything you wish to send. This includes – grammar and spelling, sentence structure, layout, referencing checks, etc. This includes anything from your general, run of the mill fic to your honours English essay that’s due in 12 hours (please note: Projects will be filled in the order that they are received. If your essay is due in 12 hours, there is no guarantee I will get to it on time. If you NEED something within a 24 hour period, and it is urgent, it will be made a priority and a custom price will be negotiated for speed fills, but I am only one person and I do have outside commitments.)
What I won’t do:
Your homework. Don’t think you can fool me, I’ll know if you send me your essay topics. I have a wonderful essay writing guide that you can use to help write your essays, and you can always send it to me after to be edited.
What things cost:
Writing: I charge $1(AU) for 100 words across all things. To keep things fair, I charge the same rate, regardless of what I’m writing.
Editing: I charge $1.50(AU) for 100 words across all things. Again, to keep things fair I charge the same rate regardless of what I’m editing.
Payment can be made through Paypal. Payments are to be made in advance, or through split payments (half before writing/editing has begun and half when completed, received and approved.)
What you get:
You get what you pay for.
If you pay for a piece of writing, you will be privately provided with the piece of writing that you requested. At your discretion, that writing can be made available for public consumption, but without your permission, the writing that you pay for will not be viewed by anyone except you and myself.
If you pay for something to be edited, you will be privately provided with both the edited version of your work and a version with track changes so that you can see each individual edit that was made.
Remember, this is a business transaction. If you are unhappy with what you have purchased, please contact me immediately for either a refund or for your piece of work to be redone.
How to get in touch:
Email me at commissioncaptainaus@gmail.com
OR
Inbox me on Tumblr by clicking here or submit your terms here
i am very worried
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so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing
like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch
you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees
you couldn’t wear your own clothing
(via grangermalfoy)
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fuck i love bruno mars a lot
